Tuesday, January 19, 2010

You Know You are From New Hampshire When...

This was just too good to pass up! Ready for a laugh or two? Come on, all you New Englanders, you know it is true!!!

You Know You are from New Hampshire When:

Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. -I'll admit that I have been the one on the tractor!

You measure distance in hours. -See my previous post...

You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.

You drive at 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.

You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events or church.

You think of the major food groups as venison, cider, fish, and berries.

You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend/wife knows how to use them. -Uh-huh...I carry jumper cables AND know how to use them!

You know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction. (and maybe a 5th -- mud!) (Or -- tourist, foliage, skiing and mud) -Why does tourist season always seem to last twice as long as any of the others???

You buy your Christmas presents at the feed and grain store. -Hey, it makes me happy!

You know what cow-tipping is.

"Down South" to you means Boston. -so true.

You can actually pronounce "Kancamagus" and know what it is. -oh, yeah.

You know what a bubbler is. -Who doesn't?

Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed.

You can recognize someone from Massachusetts from their driving. My 16 year-old brother has an affectionate name for these kind of drivers... the two year old now repeats the same word. Good thing he has absolutely no idea what it means....I hope.

You only know three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup. -So very true.

Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof. -Come on, we know you've all done it!

You find 0 degrees a little chilly. -Just a little bit, but not much.

Silly, I know. But good for a laugh!


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